Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I checked into jail on foursquare
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
