your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am one with the molecules
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
