Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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