You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it's like iHOP with fire
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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