that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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