im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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