So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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