She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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