Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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