just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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