Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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