Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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