Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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