Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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