I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You don't make any sense
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