I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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