i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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