come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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