Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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