i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He shit in the fireplace
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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