so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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