Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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