i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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