and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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