We're like a lot better than the average bears
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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