Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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