oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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