What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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