She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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