and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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