what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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