Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
