Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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