I love having hate sex.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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