I feel like abortions should bother me more
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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