weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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