He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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