The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize
