Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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