You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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