I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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