we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
