Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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