Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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