I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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