That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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