So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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