Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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