So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think my moral compass just broke
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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