OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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