Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
