Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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